Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magic Items Found: 3231

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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