Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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