Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Secret Passages Found: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Zombie Dances: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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