Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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