Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Zombie Dances: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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