Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 175 Dimension Hops: 8
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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