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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7411 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.