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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1351 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!