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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5336 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9409 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!