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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5002 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5453 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!