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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5370 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!
