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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3267 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!