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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8209 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 401 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 193 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!