Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Towns Built:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	112
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mines Excavated:	2103
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2819

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magic Items Found:	2885	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3040	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9461	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	230

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	258	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9659
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crops Grown:	6594
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.