Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ores Mined:	4246	Animals Bred:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1658	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2795
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1587
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	225	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	121
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crops Grown:	9785	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ores Mined:	2014
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5564
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crops Grown:	6056

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mines Excavated:	2762	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.