Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Buildings Constructed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	102
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2270

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
New Chunks Explored:	642775	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	179	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	138

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crops Grown:	4509

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6567
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.