Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	93

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Emeralds Found:	2469	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	6739	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Crops Grown:	5648	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Items Found:	6319
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.