Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	898818

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6763
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4997
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Players Killed by Monsters:	5130	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.