Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Items Found:	7191	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crops Grown:	6782	Ores Mined:	4045
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Towns Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3352
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	68	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9942	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.