Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1951

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mines Excavated:	3053
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Emeralds Found:	7233
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	486137	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3940
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.