Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2824
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6004
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8394	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3218

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7420	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	583	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.