Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	825
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	201	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	7542	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	470	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	797	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Emeralds Found:	8221	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Players Killed by Monsters:	4110
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	55

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!