Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6684	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mines Excavated:	1066	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mines Excavated:	2327
Animals Bred:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!