Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Endless Night Skies:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crops Grown:	9464
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	3050

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.