Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1076	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	592
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Animals Bred:	67

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	3565

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	4693	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!