Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	8841
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	194
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	5026
Void Armor Forged:	17	Emeralds Found:	4873
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	181
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ores Mined:	4540
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	235
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	8842
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!