Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6845
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	3913
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Items Found:	3846
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	285
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Animals Bred:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9484	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.