Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2209
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1871	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Potions Brewed:	90	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4508	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	681282	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2756	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!