Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6549
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	145	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	289430
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	2807	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!