Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	802	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	2829	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1077	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	818718	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Items Found:	4182
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Farms Harvested:	437	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crops Grown:	5386
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	6362	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.