Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	107	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

IcON Network

LifeSteal

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	159
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crops Grown:	1105	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Menacecraft Survival Server [Java and Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Familyfriendly, Familyoriented, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Menacecraft, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams, Traders, Vanilla

Brand new survival season for Java and Bedrock Edition! Including Creative and OneBlock game play. Join our tightknit community of young and adult players and make new friends! Players are always looking out for each other. We have an expansive spawn point, online server map (Dynmap), custom ranks, McMMO, grief protection, robust trading post, economy system, jobs to earn XP and in-game money, randomly spawning dungeons, and weekly events.

The server owners are always adding new features and expanding the game. Jump in, stake out some land, and make friends! Join us on Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9m.

Java IP: MenaceGamer.comBedrock IP: 51.81.166.111 Port: 25731Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9mServer Map 51.81.166.111:1070/

• Survival (multiple maps)• Oneblock Survival• Creative• McMMO• Dungeons• Custom Ranks• Dynmap• Loot Crates• Grief Protection• Economy and Jobs• Team Building• Custom Commands

We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HyperPots

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to HyperPots [1.8] [JUST RELEASED]an awesome Faction experience well known for its welcoming community, fun events and features!

With Many More Game Modes To Come !

Come and join our welcoming community now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LunarHC Lifesteal 1.18

Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Network, Pve Economy, Survival

Welcome to LunarHC Lifesteal. Our server has the best community on the game! We’re an Lifesteal server running on 1.18. The latest version of Minecraft.

[+] 10 Lifes[+] Player Ran Economy[+] PVP | GRIEFING | RAIDING[+] Free Ranks[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.lunarhc.comPORT: 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SolaceMC SMP 1.20+

Chestshops, Delivery, Economy, Envoys, Factories, Jobs, Levels, Lottery, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Survival, Worldgen

And so many more things to do! and a whole lot more plugins!

We also have very friendly staff and a great small community already to start off and build it even more!

We are looking for more staff so please contact an administrator on our Discord, LINK above ^

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sunshineblossoms

Survival, Vanilla

Fun new Minecraft server to play on with friends! We have tons of fun events with custom items, a nice community and staff team, and lots more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

muddcraft

Survival

A simple 1.20.2 Server with some cool plugins to keep those folks in check. Basically a pure Survival Server, but we will be doing some work through-out.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CosmosMC – Earth – Survival – Lifesteal

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Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Lifesteal gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.cosmosmc.orgPORT: 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EraMC

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En–>Era is a community-driven Minecraft server catering to players who appreciate the old-school survival experience. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) gameplay environment similar to the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on providing a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that drastically alter gameplay.Ru–>Era is a community aimed at players who appreciate the old-fashioned survival experience in Minecraft. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) style gaming environment reminiscent of the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on offering a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that radically change

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ArticMc

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

IP: Play.articmc.us Discord: discord.gg/articmc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Angor Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Angor Craft is a server that owns two servers. Geopolitical subserver and LifeSteal. Vote for the server if it’s valid, and if not then prosecute

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChillSMP Survival 1.19

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Welcome to ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on earth, hands down. We’re a Survival server running on 1.19 with new world generation—the latest version of Minecraft.

[+] Grief Protection[+] Player Ran Economy[+] Need Staff[+] Free Ranks[+] Vehicles[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.chillsmp.orgPORT: 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock

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isoVerse is a new Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.

Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!

In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!

Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!

Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!

On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!

In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!

Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5896
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OgMc

Survival, Vanilla

og mc is a server with a nice community and a good dsicord server. this server has no excessive mods that alter the game 7000 ways to heavan. ive seen that these server are like non existant anymore so i went ahead and made this. enjoy.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NulCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Nulcraft is a Minecraft PvP server in 1.8.9. It is a server created by the two YouTubers AzpazTV and Ikutsen.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).