Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies.
