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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7159 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4547 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.
Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!
So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!
