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Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ryzen 7 SMP Minecraft Decent 2024

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on outdated servers with laggy gameplay and boring builds? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time we all built giant statues of our favorite snacks and had a massive food fight? Oh, and let’s not forget the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a clucking contest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is powered by the mystical energy of the AMD Ryzen 7, making it the fastest and most powerful server in all of Minecraft land. You’ll never experience lag or slow loading times again!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within our world. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.

And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the sun never sets and the mobs are always throwing a party!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

5:02 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. From snake sniddies to unicorn horn tickling, we’ve got more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Need a break from mining and crafting? Jump into our webchat for some textual roleplaying that will make your diamond armor blush. And don’t forget to check out our filtered ads for even more spicy content.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as wild and creative as you are? Come on in and let your fursona run wild – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a roleplay scenario that involves a talking cow and a quest for the rarest block in the game. Let the adventures begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FamCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each individual member in hilarious detail! From Okayu, who is basically a cat in human form, to Korone, the doggo with a heart of gold, to Fubuki, the snow queen who will freeze you with her icy stare, to Ayame, the ninja warrior who can vanish into thin air, to Mio, the wolf girl who will howl at the moon, to Subaru, the space cadet who will take you on a wild ride through the galaxy.

Follow them on Twitter for even more shenanigans, watch their crazy videos, and join our community of OKFAMS enthusiasts! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin! 🐱🐶❄️🗡️🐺🚀 #OKFAMS #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server in existence! Join us and become a part of the Elite Gods, a group of legendary players who dominate the virtual world with their mad skills and insane builds.

We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.

But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only Minecraft can provide. We’ve got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers telling knock-knock jokes. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the only place where you can find secret levels inspired by Donkey Kong Country Returns and Xenoblade Chronicles X. Who knew those games could be even more epic in blocky form?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got insider information that Kirby and the Rainbow Curse will be making a surprise appearance on our server. Get ready to paint your way to victory in the most colorful and wacky adventure yet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing faker than the election polls is the amount of diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Our server is so unpredictable, even Nate Silver couldn’t predict the crazy adventures you’ll have here. Join us for a wild ride filled with fake news, gay polls, and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Business Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are shaking up the fast food industry one ice cream machine at a time! Join us as we embark on a quest to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the McD’s ice cream machine monopoly.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the secret to unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary treasure and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples? Yeah, you heard that right. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of chaos, competition, and craziness. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival mode and creative building, oh no. We have special events that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program where you can battle it out with other players in a virtual arena for ultimate bragging rights. And don’t forget to check out our newest trailer, where you can see characters like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz in action.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming events like “En-Nah” Into Your Lap, where you can claim 10 free Boopons just for checking in. And who can resist the allure of earning Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in Vicious Dogs Within?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have redeemable codes that will give you exclusive in-game rewards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP: /bbuk/ Big Brother UK 21 – Eviction Cont

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Dean is pissed and he’s ready to wreak havoc! Join us for insane pranks, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of Dean, of course). Who needs peaceful farming when you can join in on the chaos and madness? So come on, what are you waiting for? Dean is waiting to unleash his fury, and he needs you by his side!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10