Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
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