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Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3840	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Towns Built:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	7972
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1225
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3237
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	655	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crops Grown:	9405
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	9280

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6019	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4421
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5842	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3823
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11