Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Alien Abductions:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	300840
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	24355	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	113
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4324	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	4142	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	89862	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2359	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com