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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8156 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
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imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u see a group of players trying to invade ur territory. what do u do? u call in the american forces, of course! our admiral is always ready with ‘options’ to deal with any aggression, just like in real life. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more explosions and less actual danger.
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