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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3872 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
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imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u see a group of players trying to invade ur territory. what do u do? u call in the american forces, of course! our admiral is always ready with ‘options’ to deal with any aggression, just like in real life. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more explosions and less actual danger.
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