join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Farms Harvested: 547 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Gods Slained: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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