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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2744 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is secretly run by a group of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and become a llama-slayer hero?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!