SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7474	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crops Grown:	1845
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	5399
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	6549	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8888
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	254925
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6201	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Emeralds Found:	7653
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Star Shards Collected:	73	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	8332	Enchantments Applied:	136
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Votes:	9300

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Votes:	3012
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5920
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org