SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Animals Bred:	104

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	2865
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.