SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	1594

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	1946
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	57
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crops Grown:	4500
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.