SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4047	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Animals Bred:	152	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crops Grown:	2286
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Farms Harvested:	197	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3154
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2370	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	90

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.