SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8547
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.