SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	546
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4558	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4077	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Items Found:	6660	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1808	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Animals Bred:	66
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	895794
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Towns Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!