SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1930	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Towns Built:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	5747
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
New Chunks Explored:	295270	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1034	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	158	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8282
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	870
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.