SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8687
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6277
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.