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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9279 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 94 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?